Where's the cliff when you need it?

Lets get one thing straight.

I am technology stupid.

Anything and everything technology somehow ends up destroyed or falling apart in my hands (I may be exaggerating).

Why is this being brought up you ask?

Very simple.

I have viruses (I think) and my computer is getting worse and worse by the moment. The only reason I say I think is because I've scanned my computer twice with two different programs, both saying they found nothing after they annihilated whatever they caught, but this internet protection thing keeps saying I have viruses destroying everything. WTF? So confusing! I don't want it dying on me now! If it was after the semester, then I'd be fine with it, but I still need my laptop for my math class since I have to do everything on the computer. (I won't even go into the math deal.)

So now, it's 5:30 in the morning and I'm wanting to sleep, but I'm trying to figure shit out (with no luck whatsoever). If this last thing I'm trying won't work then even the devil himself will cower in at my wrath. I'm seriously getting pissed if you can't already tell.

Oh, and I've decided that next Fall Semester I'm getting a new laptop just in case, even if this one gets fixed. That one will hopefully be a Mac (that hurt my soul a little to say) since they seem a little more reliable than PCs (ouch). I'd just have to get used to them (because they're so damn confusing).

And one of these days I will have a desktop (for artwork whenever I try my hand at digital art), a laptop (for school, of course), my old laptop (if it survives will be for recreation), and a netbook laptop (most likely for writing because those things are smaller and easier to lug around).

Yeah, that's a lot, but it'd be one of the safest routes for me, I think.

Well, I'm done ranting for now.

Enjoy your day.

~Sica